Strike! Your phone just scored a perfect fashion game with our 90s Bowling Alley Phone Case! This isn't just a case—it's a time machine back to neon carpets, cigarette smoke, and that weird shoe spray! The frosted finish is smoother than your attempts to explain why bowling shoes were ever a thing, while the impact-resistant TPU material can handle drops better than you handled those heavy balls after three pitchers of beer. Lighter than your childhood attention span but more durable than those relationships formed in arcade corners, this slim design fits perfectly in your pocket without creating an awkward bulge (unlike those rental shoes). Features cutouts more precise than your bowling aim after the fifth frame and supports wireless charging because even nostalgic millennials need modern conveniences. Available with gift packaging for when you need to tell someone "You're right up my alley" without using that terrible pun out loud. Warning: May trigger spontaneous air-guitar to "Closing Time," cause strangers to ask if you've seen The Big Lebowski, and won't improve your actual bowling score!
