Behold, the Wildcat Fanny Pack – crafted from 100% polyester that's more durable than your last relationship and dries quicker than your ex's tears! Featuring three zippered pockets that keep your stuff more secure than Area 51, and an adjustable strap that fits all waist sizes from "salad enthusiast" to "pizza connoisseur." The vibrant colors and crisp designs scream "I make questionable fashion choices with absolute confidence!" Lighter than your wallet after payday and proudly assembled in the USA by people who definitely snickered while making it. Warning: May cause spontaneous compliments from fellow fashion enthusiasts.
