Introducing the Retro Triangles Fanny Pack – made from 100% polyester that's tougher than your resolve to avoid impulse purchases and dries faster than your excuses! With three zippered pockets that keep your belongings more secure than your deepest secrets, and an adjustable strap accommodating waistlines from "kale smoothie devotee" to "just discovered donut happy hour." Sporting colors so vibrant they'll make a rainbow feel inadequate and triangle designs so crisp they could cut the tension at family dinners! Weighs less than your guilt after binge-watching instead of exercising, and proudly assembled in the USA by people who understand the ironic fashion statement you're trying to make!
