Transport your phone back to the geometric glory days with our Retro Triangles Phone Case! This isn't just a case—it's a time machine that screams "I was cool in the 80s" (even if you weren't born yet). The frosted finish is smoother than your explanation of why triangles are superior to circles, while the impact-resistant TPU material can handle drops better than your parents handled your teenage fashion choices. So lightweight you'll forget it's there—unlike those embarrassing memories of your geometric-print clothing phase. Features cutouts more precise than your understanding of what actually makes something "retro" and supports wireless charging because even nostalgic hipsters need modern conveniences. Available with gift packaging for when you need to tell someone "I think you're acute angle" without using that terrible pun out loud. Warning: May trigger spontaneous discussions about synthwave music, cause strangers to ask if you're a graphic designer, and won't actually improve your understanding of geometry!
