Level up your phone's defense stats with our Vintage Gaming Phone Case! This isn't just a case—it's +10 to your Nostalgia skill and a critical hit to boring phone accessories! The frosted finish is smoother than your excuses for why you still haven't beaten that boss from 1998, while the flexible, impact-absorbing design protects your phone better than you protected your original Game Boy (RIP little buddy). Sporting colors more vibrant than your memories of arcade cabinets (which were actually pretty grimy), this slim case fits your phone tighter than those cartridges you had to blow into to make work. Features cutouts more precise than your button-mashing technique and supports wireless charging because even retro gamers eventually have to embrace new technology. Perfect for impressing fellow nerds, confusing Gen Alpha, or silently communicating "I peaked in 1995 and I'm okay with that." Warning: May cause spontaneous discussions about whether Sonic or Mario was superior, trigger urges to collect quarters, and won't actually make that "boop-beep-boop" sound when you press your phone buttons!
